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HE’S SO UNSETTLING WHY DO THEY KEEP HIM AROUND I WOULD CRY.
is anyone actually allowed to look this celestial, I don’t understand
this person looks like they straight up descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear
1 roughguess (re my sister’s name) - I know right?? Like even if it was complicated that’s still racist and lazy but come on dude.
2 crazyvampirescientist (re me feeling faint) - oh like vertigo? I wonder if that’s it! They’ve checked me for a lot of things and heart problems and all but maybe that could be it. Maybe I just have a blood clot ;-;.
Guillaume Apollinaire , Mirabeau Bridge (via bonhivers)
Coming soon to a tienda mexicana near you.
Bleeeeh feeling kind of faint again, I hope I’m okay for hangouts tomorrow :/. Idk why this happens so randomly, like literally all I was doing was painting stuff for Yesenia’s mission project and I had to go lie down and that was a while ago and I still don’t feel 100%.
“Once upon a time there was a wicked sprite, indeed he was the most mischievous of all sprites. One day he was in a very good humor, for he had made a mirror with the power of causing all that was good and beautiful when it was reflected therein, to look poor and mean; but that which was good-for-nothing and looked ugly was shown magnified and increased in ugliness. In this mirror the most beautiful landscapes looked like boiled spinach, and the best persons were turned into frights, or appeared to stand on their heads; their faces were so distorted that they were not to be recognised;
[…] The higher they flew with the mirror, the more terribly it grinned: they could hardly hold it fast. Higher and higher still they flew, nearer and nearer to the stars, when suddenly the mirror shook so terribly with grinning, that it flew out of their hands and fell to the earth, where it was dashed in a hundred million and more pieces. And now it worked much more evil than before; for some of these pieces were hardly so large as a grain of sand, and they flew about in the wide world, and when they got into people’s eyes, there they stayed; and then people saw everything perverted, or only had an eye for that which was evil. Some persons even got a splinter in their heart, and then it made one shudder, for their heart became like a lump of ice.” - Hans Christian Andersen, The Snow Queen
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Unparalleled anger when I learned my sister’s soccer team and coach calls her Senna (our personal family nickname that she doesn’t want them using) because their white asses gave up on pronouncing her name.
Literally it’s Yesenia. Can you say “yes?” Connect it to “en.” Now add an “ia.” Congrats you’ve put a bare minimum of effort in like goddamn stop being a lazy piece of racist trash and practice it if your dumbass tongue can’t string those sounds together.